Righto, gather round, footy fans — and by footy, we mean the American kind with the helmets and the hitting — because today we're having a proper yarn about Mike Tomlin, the head coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers and quite possibly the only man in professional sport who has never once looked rattled. Since 2007, this bloke has been prowling the Heinz Field (sorry, Acrisure Stadium, but nobody's calling it that) sideline with the calm of a bloke waiting for his snag at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. And here's the kicker: in all that time, he's never had a losing season. Not one. If that doesn't deserve a cold one at the local, we don't know what does.
Let's see how you go, because the Tomlin trivia file is longer